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*SLAM*

Alright, fine. I left the Blue Hell Gazette in 2018 due to abysmal changes to its policies and left for Twitter - a Blue Hell Gazette I’ve all but left due to abysmal policy changes.

So I guess Kef’s back on Tumblr? Hi Tumblr, I’m Kef.
I’m an internet veteran, my presence on social media wafts across both Twitter and Mastodon and I’m currently one of the moderators for the #1 Best VTuber According To Her Mom: @claradogford

Go follow Clara. Clara’s my oshi.
I want Clara to get Twitch Partner by the end of 2023 so she gets to eat cake and rightfully complain that Twitch going halfsies on payments to Partners is the stupidest thing they’ve done ever since demanding everyone view more pre-roll ads.

My current views are my own, my old posts are made by Kef-from-5-years-ago and are not valid receipts. Do you even remember the stuff you’ve done 5 years ago? No, you don’t.

Okay I love you, bye.

3liza:

bourtange:

ever since sites like the new york times caught on to the private browsing trick to get around their bullshit paywall, i’ve been using the google translate trick instead. google translate isn’t restricted to text you paste; you can also paste in a url and it will generate a link to a translated version of the webpage you wanted. it’s this service you’ll be using

go to google translate and paste the url of the paywalled article you’re trying to read on the lefthand side (where you’d normally paste foreign text). set the “from” language (the one on the left side) to russian, arabic, japanese, etc. – any language that doesn’t use the latin alphabet. set the “to” language (the one on the right side) to english. it will generate a url on the right, and you can click it and enjoy

(the reason you want to pick a language that doesn’t use the latin alphabet is that false cognates are inevitable. if you don’t want to read an article that’s mostly intelligible but every instance of the word “after” is changed to “anus”, for example, you don’t want to go with german)

this DOES NOT work with every paywall! i just tested it on a number of sites, and it doesn’t work on wall street journal. but it does work on the new york times, the la times, the washington post, and the san diego union-tribune. i make no guarantees!

hope people find this helpful!

many/most paywalls can be foiled by putting the url into Archive.is as well. this has the secondary benefit of creating an archived snapshot of that particular article on that day, which is invaluable to historians and researchers

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cargopantsman:

nyxelestia:

ampervadasz:

Environmental Storytelling

shocking

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alithographica:

“Stop being funnier than me on my own post” is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like “hang on lemme look that up…yeah this is funny” and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let’s build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you’ve really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here’s the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction

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kawaoneechan:

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Cod lobby or whatever. I don’t know, I don’t play multiplayer shooters.

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lordoftablecloths:

the-demi-jedi:

ambientlemon:

vergak:

No offense but all the Germans in the comments explaining why this isn’t funny is the funniest part of this to me

Like of course I know it means “We’re looking for you”. But why are you looking for them? To such their dich?

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zadle:

charlottan:

pokemon single moms will raise their child in a quaint neighborhood of three houses and one of the nations leading laboratories

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities

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phantasyhalation:

video game leaks

rockstar is slated to reveal “Bully 2” this coming fall. the game is a radical thematic and tonal departure from the previous entry, with the action now centered on a “yuri style” catholic girls high school. gameplay features include several hundred time loops, “graphic” and “upsetting” knife violence, and an online mode titled “tumblr dot com”. more to come

Yandere Sim.

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strawberryamanita:

Observation #1: The prefix “a-” means “none”, such as in “asexual”, “apolitical” and “Atheism”.

Observation: The word “unicorn” is a combination of “uni”, meaning “one”, and “cornus”, meaning “horn”.

Conclusion:

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This is an acorn.

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tenaciouswritingdragon:

c-h-a-n-d-ra:

c-h-a-n-d-ra:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

c-h-a-n-d-ra:

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

favourite additions

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

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gay-jesus-probably:

libertarianblue:

r4cs0:

smstransformers:

coexiststickeronaglock:

andrew-yakson:

adaughterofhorror:

Great work everybody, hit the showers

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the-real-seebs:

foone:

I think I grew too much on the internet to understand how some people have blog names.

Like, I’m from IRC and trans communities, if your username is bball24, that’s your name. I assume your mom addresses you by that name and it reads the same on your driver’s license and maybe even birth certificate l.

I never think “oh, best-tardis-in-the-galaxy is a blog run by some gal named Sarah!”. No, if I think of the name at all, it’s like obscure trivia. My good friend Ms. Best-tardis-in-the-galaxy has the government name ‘sarah’. Perhaps she hasn’t been able to change it yet, too much paperwork or something?

I just sometimes see people post things like “what’s your blog name mean?” and I’m like “it’s me. What else would it be? You mean kirk’s-big-saggy-tits isn’t your name?”

Basically it’s something like Facebook’s real name policy but from the other angle. I think everyone is named what their username is, not vice versa.

(and yes, my name is foone. My mom calls me that and it’s what’s on my license. Isn’t that true for everyone?)

yeah, ditto. i remember learning about the concept of a “government name” from someone whose name was “wharf rat”.

onlinebeast:

Me, at drive thru: Can I get a… Number 7, with large fries, and a sprite? Thanks, I love you.

Drive thru: I love you too.

Me: Beautiful night, isn’t it?

Drive thru: Yes, it is.

Me: And it’ll be a beautifully day tomorrow?

Drive thru: It will be.

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